budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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(via insane-and-inane)

rocker310:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

You may proceed

(via mylifeissocoollike)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via infinitycat)

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

(via ruinedchildhood)