everyone-thatdraggedyou-here:  Happy birthday <3 <3 <3 love you

Thanks poop 💩

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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yesimstacysmom:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up

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